January 2012
- Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
- student: you mean semen is like sugar?
- Biology Teacher: yeah basically
- me: doesn't taste like..
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- me: whoops
2000+ pictures on my phone
wtf is wrong with me
Reblog if you're part of The Hunger Games Fandom.
so tired of HP, twilight, and THG being compared
HP - wizards, magic
THG - rebellion, war
twilight - vampires, werewolves
(of course, more back story, but that’s the general thing they’re about)
NOTHING TO DO WITH EACHOTHER
people compare PC’s and MAC’s because they’re about the same damn thing.
comparing those three books is like comparing a blender, a microwave, and a fucking toaster.
they all cook food, but THEY’RE NOTHING ALIKE.
(honestly, in my opinion, it’s like comparing two awesome HD tv’s to a toaster)
(we all know who the toaster is in that case)
December 2011
When I was your age, I blew bubbles. Not boys. Slut.
What was your favorite memory about 2011?
2011 was a really bitchass year for me,
so I would have to say it would be getting a 6 on an essay.
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The biggest lesson I learned in 2011.
Be careful who you trust, and vent to. You never know who could turn against you. You never know if they are going to tell everyone your secrets. You will never know who will stay and who will leave.
New Years On Facebook VS. New Years on Tumblr
- Facebook: 2011 was great, can't wait to see what 2012 holds!!1!!!1!!!
- Tumblr: Fuck this shit. 2011 sucked and 2012 is going to be worse. ForeverAlone2K12
When the quiet girl finally cusses out the bitch
I'm going to buy the complete series Harry Potter books in the box and not open them until I have children. I'll give them to my first child as their 11th birthday gift.
I hate it when teachers say :
”You think its funny”?
Obviously
That’s why I laughed, bitch.
The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're mad.
I make that exact face and hand movement in the third gif.
